so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums.
That. Is. Amazing.
- people of Ferguson, Missouri
- Christians being persecuted in the Middle East
- the kidnapped girls in Africa who we have yet to hear anything about
- the depressed, lonely, sick and poor
- anyone thinking of committing suicide
- your friends and family
- people of leadership positions inside and outside of the USA
- your church
girls shouldn’t be waiting for romeo they should be waiting for steve rogers
Red Velvet Ice Cream
That is the most evil looking ice cream I’ve ever seen.
I must have it.
ITS A POST!!!!!! WHY HAVENT I SEEN THIS IN POST FORM BEFORE!!!!
David Tennant keeping a straight face in this scene is the best acting that has ever happened in history and no one can convince me otherwise